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My name is Thomas. I come from Illinois. I have hands that I use. Mostly I mix lethal potions with them. This journal is a sick and twisted addiction, and is something that I am and should be very embarrassed about. However, it does distract me from insomnia and allows me to pretend that I am a very very impressive person that has many important things to say. I have hair, which I mainly wear in a tightly tied bun or hung low so I can toss it gracefully over my shoulder. In kindergarten, Dominique, the fucking German, hit me in the eye with her braid. Dominique may or may not have been an anti-semite. The universe is begging me to be a Jew. I have family members, but they are on wheels due to a genetic mutation which caused them to be gasoline powered. I have friends, most of which are plastic, some of which are anatomically correct. I have ideas, all of which are stolen. I am in the nude...Always.

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